How long has it been? Quite a while, I don’t really want to think about it. Suffice to say, I ended up here ‘cos I was updating the PHP version on my hosting and thought ‘Ooh, better check WordPress is still happy.’ There are cobwebs everywhere, I could really do with a dustmask.
Sorry, I can’t face the stour. I’ll have to work up to cleaning up and decorating in here.