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06:51:09 – middle of a dream, quite deep in, something to do with…, it’s gone.  BAM!  Screams from the living room, all hell breaks loose in my head.

06:50:27 – all hell has broken loose.  She looks pretty pleased with herself.  She looks like she’s just rolled up at an all you can eat buffet and snuck in for free.  She looks less than chuffed, but coming round to the funny side, well except for her and what’s she’s up to.  “Mia!  OFF!”

06:50:29 “What’s that?”… Oh man.  It’s Sunday, at least.  Back to bed.  More sleep.  Delay interacting with the day.

06:51:02  “Sorry.  What?  Oh, right, yeah, err…”  Hang on, someone was here yesterday.  They, they looked round the house.  That means yesterday was Sunday, so today’s… oh crap.

06:51:37  “Yep.  On my way.  What day is it?”  …  “Oh, Monday, work.”

Kitchen.  Jay cloth, jay cloth roll.  “Mia, OFF! I MEAN IT”  Somewhere.  Oh, it’s all fallen out.  Bowl.  Bowl.  Steel bowl, that’ll do it.  Water.  Right.

06:53:12  “It was over the rug here, here and here.  Basically if you use the end of the change mat as a guide then you’ll pretty much get it all.”  Maybe korma wasn’t such a good idea. Bit of a variant, off the dairy so substituted coconut milk.  Looks good.  Tastes good.  Maybe not sat too well.  Looked the same as last night.  She seems to think it still tastes as good.  Man!  Dogs!

06:55:47  Job done.  Down the drain.  Hot water.  Soap.  Cloth, bin, interface.  Right, bed.  50 minutes, maybe stretch it to 55.  “You OK love?”  “See you in about an hour then.”

Monday’s.  Oh man, ya gotta love ’em.

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